From the archive
You like the truth until it's about you
You love honest people. Direct people. The ones who tell it like it is, don't mince words, and don't waste time being polite to idiots. Especially when the idiots are somebody else. Then you nod, send it to friends, write “finally, someone said it.” You enjoy being on the side of someone who understands everything. You just need to make sure they never start understanding you.