From the archive

Do you want to be rich or just look rich?

It's especially funny when you're spending money to impress people you don't even like. Your coworker needs to be fucking blown away. Your ex needs to regret leaving. Your old classmate needs to see who's made it. He'll look at the photo for three seconds. Then go take a shit. And you'll keep paying for the next five years. Incredible trade. Three seconds of someone else's attention for a substantial chunk of your future. I hope he at least hit like.