From the archive

Don't die before you're dead

Then the state needs cannon fodder. And it turns out your beautifully planned life can be canceled with a single piece of paper. Yesterday you were choosing a trim package. Today you're lying in a trench, waiting for a drone to hit you in the fucking face in 3, 2, 1... And somewhere, your car payment and mortgage are still being debited. Meanwhile, your wife is working out how she'll buy a new iPhone with your death payout while your boss fucks her. Yeah, they've been having an affair for over a year, and you had no idea. Your boss arranged that draft notice for you, by the way.