From the archive

Do you really want a child?

Save the marriage. Give life meaning. Reconcile the family. Make Grandma happy. Provide love. Guarantee company in old age. The baby can't even hold its head up yet, and you've already handed it a fucking business plan. The idea of saving a relationship with a person who will initially depend on you for absolutely everything is especially brilliant. The two of you can't agree on who's taking out the trash. But somehow you're certain that sleep deprivation, expenses, and new responsibilities will improve the negotiation process.